Privacy Policy

Who we are

Our website address is: https://webtool.page.

No Public Access

This website is intended only for selected audience.

If you are NOT part of the selected few, then you should be aware of this:

I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want.

If you are looking for a ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.

If you leave this site now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will make your life a misery.

Cookies

We love them with a glass of hot chocolate. Not on the computer.

If you visit our login page, we will set a temporary cookie to determine if your browser accepts cookies. This cookie contains no personal data and is discarded when you close your browser.

We will also set a cookie required by the cookie plugin. It’s what GDPR forces us to do, so we can know if you accepted other cookies or not. This cookie also contains no personal data and is discarded when you close your browser.

When you log in, we will set up several cookies to save your login information and your screen display choices. Login cookies last for two days, and screen options cookies last for a year. If you select “Remember Me”, your login will persist for two weeks. If you log out of your account, the login cookies will be removed.

If you are part of the team, there are other cookies that might be installed depending on your role. But you will know about it beforehand, so publishing this info is redundant but still forced on us by the insane GDPR.

Anyway, if you know how, log in and welcome to the team.

Who we share your data with

If you request a password reset, your IP address will be included in the reset email. Other than that? No one.

How long we retain your data

If you leave a comment, the comment and its metadata are retained indefinitely. This is so we can recognise and approve any follow-up comments automatically instead of holding them in a moderation queue.

For users that register on our website (if any), we also store the personal information they provide in their user profile. All users can see, edit, or delete their personal information at any time (except they cannot change their username). Website administrators can also see and edit that information.

What rights you have over your data

If you have an account on this site, you can request to receive an exported file of the personal data we hold about you, including any data you have provided to us. You can also request that we erase any personal data we hold about you. This does not include any data we are obliged to keep for administrative, legal, or security purposes.

Where your data is sent

Nowhere.